
Banksy
has painted in LAKE OSWEGO
B-A-N K-S-Y M-O-U-S-E
Banksy dresses up in a mouse costume to graffiti on Disney Properties. That’s how he gets away with it. There I told everyone!
It’s no secret that in my head, Banksy and I have been beefing for some time now. He has never invited me to any of his projects, which is f’d up. They need puppets.
This is the ONLY official picture of the world’s most famous artist Banksy. He provided it to Time magazine for the 2010 TIME 100. His whole thing is that no one knows who he really is. They keep guessing people with R names, which I always find hilarious. Anyway, nobody really knows who he is, even though he invites lots of artists to his projects which so far have not had any puppets in them! JUST SAYING
Here is BANKSY actually leaving graffiti in our great city of Lake Oswego, and the futile police chase that followed.
That paint is really there; the puppet put it there. That black paint dot is a crime. This puppet is technically a criminal. The copper came up empty. AGAIN!
The celebrity cameo is the cop from Mr. Rogers’ Neighbourhood (I was told and believed it, but I can’t find a screenshot of this puppet on the show so who knows!) I might need to binge me some Rogers Hood.
Banksy: The Puppet
Banksy Mouse is both a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy. You can remove the bag and find the G.O.A.T. underneath. I’ve blurred the face out here because it’s the internet, but the real one is there. The truth will finally come out.
The can of spray paint is real; it comes with a DISMALAND FLAG. He has unrecoverable currency stuck in his sleeves to remind him, it’s not about the money.
BANKSY MOUSE CAN HELP YOU MAKE public spray art. YOU CAN GET SPRAY PAINT PAST A CHECKPOINT; no one will suspect the paint is hidden on the puppet.
Just in case, GOAT is the abbreviation for the Greatest Of All Time: used to refer to or describe the person who has performed better than anyone else ever.
Proof Banksy is the goat/mouse.
In Exit through the gift shop Mr. Brainwash gets questioned, Banksy gets out of Disneyland without being spotted because he can freely walk around disguised as Mickey Mouse.
DISMALand was a temporary art project created by Banksy, described as a "bemusement park" and a "sinister twist on Disneyland". It was located at the Tropicana, a disused lido in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, England, and was open from August 21 to September 27, 2015. The exhibition featured works from Banksy and 58 other contemporary artists, addressing themes like anti-consumerism, celebrity culture, and immigration. I was not invited, so this is why I’m unmasking him. This is revenge BANKSY!
This puppet