Dr. Doctor, PhD
“911, what is your emergency?”
“It’s my philosophy, quick, I need a doctor!”
This was the joke that started all the puppet stuff. This became the Instagram, and the books and then the puppet which started all the rest of the puppets.
My son calls Doctor, the Original. Which I think went straight to his head.
This is the Doctor, Doctor, PhD. He enjoys quiet science by the lake eating kittens and not using commas.
His Father named him “Doctor” - Dad thought ahead. The PhD is from Cerebellum (The “Little” brain).
This PUPPET (not puppeteer) has a PhD from the UNITED STATES government. Here’s how:
I wrote “HOW TO BE HAPPY, THE POPULAR METHOD,” under the pen name Dr. Doctor, PhD. It’s a self-help book written in the way people act, essentially the opposite of a self-help book, but those are typically written by people with letters behind their names. I am not a lettered man, so instead I registered the pen name: Dr. Doctor PHD.
This puppet is the physical version of this pen name. Ergo, this puppet has a PhD. ALso an Instagram account.
