Doggie Downer

This is one depressed puppy. Nothing will or can cheer him up. Try a treat or a walk, or the treat again, or another walk…nothing works :( also comes with a sailor hat, baby sling and real puppy treat he never ever eats (because he’s a puppet). .

This one came about after ESA, because the alligator scared people—same concept, but with a depressed dog. You are the emotional support, good luck. When I write it, it sounds sad, but in real life, it’s hilarious.