Ever notice that Kermit always adds “the frog” whenever he’s introduced? It’s because, there are more Kermits.

If you call The Jim Henson Company and ask them about Kermit, the dragon, they will pretend they’ve never heard of him. They will pretend that Kermit and Ms. Piggy never had a child. And that pisses off Kermit the dragon more than you will ever know!

Kermit the dragon haaaaaates the muppets.

He thinks they are lazy, outdated, sexist, sh*tty foam-carved idiots that need to be exposed for the frauds they are (his words). Miss piggy is the most awful character, she’s just Henson’s fantasy. Henson is obv Kermit and Kermit suuuuuucks! Kermit can’t sing his crap songs. It’s not hard being green, froghole.

In The Muppet’s Most Wanted (a recent stinker), there’s like 12 minutes of them singing about how it’s a sequel and they’re gonna recycle their shit, and then they DO for the rest of the movie! Henson stood for nothing, talked about nothing, and got away with it, because puppets! He didn’t even really like puppets; it’s just what he got known for and couldn’t do anything else. And now Seth Rogan is bringing muppets back? SETH, DOG OF MY DOG, WTF? ANYTHING ELSE, DUDE?” (His words)

Anyway, Kermit the dragon hates the muppets. He’ll be the host of our show!

This puppet is both a marionette and hand puppet and is packing a Ulanzi FILMOG Ace Portable Fog Machine FM01 in its body. He will smoke anywhere he wants to, whenever he wants to, he’s a dragon!