unmask

Banksy

B-A-N K-S-Y M-O-U-S-E

It’s no secret that in my head, Banksy and I have been beefing for some time now. So for my revenge, I’m going to not only unmask him, but give ya’ll the ability to unmask him. I will never sell this puppet to the British press!

TO EXPLAIN:

This is the ONLY official picture of the world’s most famous artist Banksy. He provided it to Time magazine for the 2010 TIME 100. His whole thing is that no one knows who he really is. They keep guessing people with R names, which I always find hilarious. Anyway, nobody really knows who he is, even though he invites lots of artists to his projects which so far have not had any puppets hint hint…

Anyway you probably always wanted to be the one to unmask him, Now you can. Banksy Mouse is both a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy. You can remove the bag and find the G.O.A.T. underneath.

The can of spray paint is real; it comes with a DISMALAND FLAG. He has unrecoverable currency stuck in his sleeves to remind him, it’s not about the money.

BANKSY MOUSE CAN HELP YOU MAKE public spray art. YOU CAN GET SPRAY PAINT PAST A CHECKPOINT; no one will suspect the paint is hidden on the puppet.

Just in case, GOAT is the abbreviation for the Greatest Of All Time: used to refer to or describe the person who has performed better than anyone else ever.

Proof Banksy is the goat/mouse.

  1. In Exit through the gift shop Mr. Brainwash gets questioned, Banksy gets out of Disneyland without being spotted because he can freely walk around disguised as Mickey Mouse.

  2. DISMALand was a temporary art project created by Banksy, described as a "bemusement park" and a "sinister twist on Disneyland". It was located at the Tropicana, a disused lido in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, England, and was open from August 21 to September 27, 2015. The exhibition featured works from Banksy and 58 other contemporary artists, addressing themes like anti-consumerism, celebrity culture, and immigration. I was not invited, so this is why I’m unmasking him. This is revenge BANKSY!

  3. This puppet

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